12/12/2023 0 Comments Simpsons moe throws out barney meme![]() ![]() Moe: If i couldn't spend the treasure on Edna, I didn't want to spend it. Snake: I've been robbed! I'll take my revenge on which I mean convenience stores! And who would suspect me, Professor Jailbird! If you mess it up I will out the one of you who is gay! (the drunks then run off in a flamboyant fashion) (to Edna) So, where were we? (they resume kissing) Moe: (to Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl) Listen Boozebags! I got a good thing going here. (Moe throws Barney out again and then Barney is back in the bar, behind Moe.) ![]() I don't know nothin' 'bout how I do anything. (throws out Barney, then Lenny and Carl, then Barney again, then Homer, then gets ready to throw out Barney again) Moe: Barney, how do you keep getting back in? Barney: I'm a drunk. ![]() Moe: (telling his story) I knew that in order to win her love, I'd have to get rid of the human garbage otherwise known as "my best friends". Moe: Love had handed me an awful dilemma - should I rob this guy or rob him and kill him? Moe: (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna) I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called "Up Yours, Moe". You don't get that back 'til you give me a photo of yourself with a smilin' child! Burns: What the hell could that mean to you? Rich Texan: I'm obsessive compulsive! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! Rich Texan: (after Burns gives him the gold) Okay, I'll take your gold, and give you back all your worldly possessions, exceptin' your nuclear plant. I make money using my brain, not sticking a pole in the ground and praying for goo. Rich Texan: I'm in oil! What's your racket, slim? Burns: Nuclear power. Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! Moe can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! Burns: Dream on, bitch.Ĭarl: (to Burns) Hey barboy, write a play where I meet Henry Ford and Captain Kirk! Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant! Mr. But to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's. Jeremy: (to Bart) Do you like Xbox?īurns: I had to get a job, and i had to start at the bottom. (points to Bart) Jeremy, there's a boy over you can play with. (makes the sound of cocking a shotgun) Huh? Huh? Snake: Yo, coolest entrance gets the gold! (goes down a rope like James Bond) Um, is it okay that I brought my son? It's my day with him. (Burns and the Rich Texan aim their guns at Moe) (nervous) You guys have guns? (retreats to the shadows) Well, so do I. (Marge holds up the bag) I'll take that gold iffin' ya please! Burns: (emerging from behind a thin stalactite holding a derringer) Not so fast, Shady Bird Johnson! I'll take that gold! Moe: (emerging from the shadows holding a baseball bat) Yeah, you'll take it and then you'll give it to me if ya know what's good for ya. Rich Texan: It's right there, behind that rock. Rich Texan: (emerging from the shadows holding a revolver) I'll take that gold iffin' ya please! Marge: How can you take it? We haven't even found it. Burns' head with crude oil) Back in Houston, we call that a "Fort Worth Shampoo"! Rich Texan: (after the Rich Texan douses Mr.
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